FUNNY JOKES

Perfume

After being away on business, Jhon thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

He asked the cosmetics clerk. "How about some perfume?"

She showed him a bottle costing $60.00.

"That's a bit much," said Jhon, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Jhon complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Jhon, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

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