Salman and Katrina

There’s only one thing worse than watching Salman and Katrina publicly crucify their filmi future together on-screen and that’s watching Salman play uncle-feels-me-up with some 21 year old newcomer who looks just like Katrina.

The woman in question, Zarina Khan, was first added to Sallu’s shopping cart when she filled in as a body double for Katrina on the sets of Yuvvraaj. And so, just as he had done with Sneha Ullal (the Aishwarya look-alike) Sallu’s sniffed out the opportunity to have his firni and eat it too with Zarina and cast her in his next film.

To add momentum to the ferris wheel of unfulfilled fantasies that is Sallu’s life, director and bottom-feeder, Subhash Ghai has complimented his “eye for talent”. If Sallu has an eye for talent, Jack The Ripper had an eye for social reformation. Salman’s job is further simplified by the fact that Zarina stays in Bandra. It’s only a matter of time before he takes on another godfather role and adds to his infamous history of indecent proposals and Bollywood IOU’s.

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